How to Lose at Love Quotes

“He looks like a cross between Clark Kent and some Marvel superhero but in gray joggers and a hoodie.”
― Sara Ney, How to Lose at Love

“You’re the only thing I get to choose that’s choosing me back.”
― Sara Ney, How to Lose at Love

“Not sure how I feel about being described as respectable by the hottest guy on campus, for a number of reasons.
1. It’s not sexy.
2. That’s not how I would describe myself if I had to choose adjectives.
3. It’s not sexy.”
― Sara Ney, How to Lose at Love

“So. I’m just going to rip off the Band-Aid.” Dallas Colter pulls his hands out of his jacket pockets and claps them together definitively. “Diego is breaking up with you.”
I’m sorry. What? “Excuse me?”
“I said, Diego is breaking up with--”
I hold my freezing-cold hand in the air. “No, I heard you. I just…” I start to laugh. “That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.”
― Sara Ney, How to Lose at Love

“If that’s what you want then…let’s do it.”
“Do what?”
“Stop pretending.”
― Sara Ney, How to Lose at Love

“So what I’m hearin’ – just to make sure I’m not misunderstandin’ you – is that you…like me.”
Like him. “Sure. That’s one way of putting it.”
That makes him laugh.
He grins at me. “Is it so hard to say you have the hots for me?”
― Sara Ney, How to Lose at Love

“It’s hard, you know? Who would wan to take all this one?”
Ryann’s lips part. Her shoulders move up and down in a shrug. “Me. I would.”
She would.”
― Sara Ney, How to Lose at Love

“God, I hate this.”
“Hate what?”
“Hate how this is so hard.”
“What’s hard?” And no, I’m not trying to make a dick joke.
“This…telling you how I feel.”
“You’re telling me how you feel?” I am so confused right now.”
― Sara Ney, How to Lose at Love

“Sixty-nine percent of all people find something dirty in every sentence.”
― Sara Ney, How to Lose at Love

“The thought of sex with me makes you want to barf?”
What the actual fuck. Never in my damn life have I ever had—
“Kind of. You’re not exactly my type.”
Ryann Winters is so full of shit right now I can’t believe she can sit there and say that with a straight face. Not my type my ass. I’m everyone’s fucking type!
Even guys want to have sex with me!
Who is she kidding?”
― Sara Ney, How to Lose at Love