How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy Quotes

“It's important for couples to take on each other's qualities. The most important one is to want to kill the same motherfucker.”
― A.J. Sherwood, How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: Miracle 6

“How many towns and cities do I have to collect before they give me the kingdom?"
"Taaaan," Devan groaned. "We don't actually want the kingdom.”
― A.J. Sherwood, How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: Miracle 6

“Do we like Sir Walter?"
"His personality would significantly improve with a foot of steel through his heart.”
― A.J. Sherwood, How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: Miracle 6

“Do we have a plan?" Topaz asked.
Tan's answer was quick and decisive. "Bonk."
"If they don't stop, then we bonk," Devan corrected.”
― A.J. Sherwood, How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: Miracle 6