Shakedowners 3 Quotes

“The lights on the bridge flickered and a strange crackling noise came through the speakers, followed by the chorus of Billy Ray Cyrus’s Achy Breaky Heart which, mercifully, stopped quickly. Not only because it was terrible but also because it was one of the few songs from Earth that had been banned under the 2156 Treaty of the Rights of Sentient Beings due to the detrimental effect it had on the brain chemistry of a number of species. Any longer and Iridius may well have been up for a lofty fine.”
― Justin Woolley, Shakedowners 3: Slack to the Future

“This, as you might recall, was a shuttle piloted by Captain April Idowu, who had taken a solo flight down to the moon to try and secure a sample of the Aegix nanobots that had been released from the crashed probe that escaped way back in book one, back in those simple days when we were only concerned with saving the galaxy and not all the implications of time travel and whether you’re clever enough to write your way out of this absolute mess.”
― Justin Woolley, Shakedowners 3: Slack to the Future