Pretty Lethal Quotes

“I can’t believe I’m even thinking it, but it’s amazing what a day at the shooting range and the spa can do for your mental health.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“By the time dawn arrives, I want to be dick-deep in Emilia, filling her womb with my seed and, ideally, planting a baby in her belly—if there isn’t one already growing inside her.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“I feel like a Ninja Turtle ready to go beat some Shredder ass. Quick, someone find me some nunchucks!”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“What the fuck just happened?” Kai mumbles, staring after him in confusion. “You just got Wildered.” I give him a sympathetic pat on the back. “I’d say you get used to it, but you really don’t.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“What are you—Oh. My. God, Hawk!” My fingers still as realization dawns. “Are you using your dick to plug my vagina?” Lifting his head, he gives me a cocky smirk. “I’m just making sure every single one of my swimmers does his job. Then I’ll let you get back to work.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Even with regular sex, it can take an average of six months to conceive,” Wilder states. “Roughly seventy-eight rounds of filthy dirty sex.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Fuck, Em. I can see why Wilder calls you an angel. You look like you were sent straight from Heaven, sitting there on your knees, staring at my dick like it’s the holy fucking grail.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Fuck, Angel, I can’t wait to be buried in your tight ass again. You have no idea how many nights I’ve dreamed about doing this very thing. I hope you’re prepared, because I might just pitch a tent and call your ass home for the rest of my life.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“I need them to touch, to taste, to stroke, to lick, and to fill me up until their names are a chant on my tongue and stars dance before my eyes.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Watching you claim what’s yours is so fucking hot, Little Sparrow. Tell me, do you want all three of us?”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Having someone look at you the way he’s staring at his wife—as though she’s his entire universe. Having kids you can dote on and who fill your heart with pride. Having a family you can come home to at the end of a hard day and who will instantly make you feel better and remind you how insignificant everything else is in comparison. That’s what life is all about.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Sounds to me like you just need more practice,” Kai retorts. “Probably shouldn’t be trying to stick anything in any holes if your aim is that bad.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Yes, Wilder,” I sigh. “A normal day, a normal date.” “I’m not sure there’s such thing as a normal date when you’re going out with three guys, Angel.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“He’s my real-life G.I. Joe.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“That’s all I’ve ever wanted. I just hadn’t understood until you brought me to Ridgeway that I want it all with the three of you. You, me, Hawk, and Wilder. The four of us, forever.” Pressing a kiss to her lips, I vow, “Forever.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Baby girl, you’re going to be my undoing because I know I’m not worthy of hearing those words from you, but I can’t deny how much they mean to me. Sweetheart, I love you too. I love how you clean when you get stressed, I love the furrow you get between your eyes when you’re reading, and your secretive smile when you reach a dirty part of the book. I love the way you chew on the lid of your pen when you’re grading papers, and the sparkle in your eyes when I introduce you to a part of my world. There is no portion of you that I am not completely head-over-heels in love with.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“This bracelet symbolizes the complex relationship the four of us have, but no matter what, we’re all tied to one another. We’re an unbreakable chain, and nothing can rip us apart.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Sacrilege, I know, to steal from a library. Like dog-earing the corner of a book or bending its spine—something only heathens would do—”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“There should be a sex club that has people read smutty books to its patrons,”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Is this why you read smutty romance books?” he purrs. “Porn for women, huh? Do you get yourself off to the dirty things you read in these books?”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Here’s to a lifetime of putting up with Wilder’s brand of crazy.” “Assuming we don’t dispose of him in the back yard,” Kai jokes. Wilder gapes at him in horror. “Continue like that, and there will be no t-shirt for you.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Pussy bros for life, man. Don’t worry, I’ve got a t-shirt for you, too.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“I’m fucking sick of this shit. Of letting the assholes and the crazies in this world get their way. When do the good guys get to win? Because as far as I can tell, we work and fight and grind to be the better people, and right when everything starts to look up, something else comes along to remind us that we’re just not that fucking lucky.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“I know, but still. I’ll never be able to repay you for saving her that night.” Stalking toward him, I hold out a hand to pull him up. He easily accepts, and I pull him to his feet, the two of us sharing a clap on the back, bro-hug. “That’s what friends who are madly in love with the same girl do for one another,”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“Just knowing you’re here is enough. You’re my Sparrow. My light in the dark. My color in the gray. My birdsong in the silence. All I need is you, and I know I’ll be okay.” “You have me,” I promise him. “Now and always, no matter what.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“I’m going to spend the rest of my days showing you just how much you mean to me, how grateful I am to have you in my life.” “I’m the lucky one,” I tell him in return. “You pulled me out of my dull life and offered me one I could only dream of. You gave me the opportunity to fix what I broke with Wilder and Hawk, and honestly, that’s something I can never repay you for.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal

“However, as I glance around the room at my family, I can’t help but feel that even though there are issues that need to be resolved, we’re going to make it, because now I know for certain that this is where I was always meant to be—surrounded by these people, held in the loving arms of these men. This is my home. These people are my family. And together, we can achieve anything.”
― R.A. Smyth, Pretty Lethal