Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice Quotes

“You made me see things I hadn’t seen before. You’ve helped me so much. I’m a different man because of you. I can never thank you enough. But you just aren’t enough for me.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

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― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“It’s like I have a sign on my head that says, Dump your problems on Jenna! Which makes me a magnet for emotionally unavailable men.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“Jenna Peterson’s Guide to Dating Emotionally Unavailable Men: When dating an emotionally unavailable man, get ready for disappointment. Because there’s going to be a lot of it.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“I think sometimes the universe puts you in the same situations again to see if you’re still an idiot. Clearly, I am.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“Aidan puts his cap back on, thankfully frontward. If he’d done the backward thing again, I think I . . . well, let’s all just be grateful he didn’t.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“So, let me get this straight,” I finally say. “You insult my family farm, and now you want my help?”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“I’m definitely digging those lines between my brows super deep right now with all the confused looks I’m giving him. Botox is in my future.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“I’m still paying off my debt to my mother for having to birth and raise me. A fact she brings up often.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“I love you,” he says, cutting me off.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“The key to getting someone to open up is to meet them on their level. Find out their interests and know that you will likely find them boring.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“Don’t expect apologies. They are about as frequent as actual sightings of bigfoot.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“You’ll replay a lot of conversations in your mind and dwell on lots of things you wish you would have or could have said. Try not to waste your brainpower on it.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

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― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“He’s lucky to have you,” I say. He sighs, but it sounds more like a deep grumble in his chest. “I should have done more.” “No,” I say, shaking my head, even though I know he can’t see me as he keeps his focus on the winding road in front of us. “I don’t know the whole story, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t your choices that got your brother in the situation he’s in. That was a series of choices on his part.” “I could have helped, though. This has been going on for a while. He started getting into stuff not long after our dad left.” “Aidan,” I say, reaching up to touch his arm. “It’s not your job to take care of everyone.” He glances over at me this time, just briefly, and then back to the road. “I know,” he says. “And even if you did everything in your power to help him, the outcome might have been exactly the same.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice

“I was the one before the true love, which makes me a pre-love. The rehearsal love. The before true love.”
― Becky Monson, Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice