Impossible People Quotes

“Go fuck yourself, melted spatula!”
― Julia Wertz, Impossible People: A Completely Average Recovery Story

“It's the fantasy of a life gone wrong. You've been doing the best you can, but it's hard and you're tired. Then something horrible happens and you get to give up and go be sad somewhere. There's something oddly comforting in that kind of existential resignation.”
― Julia Wertz, Impossible People: A Completely Average Recovery Story

“Do the stepwork and don't give me any of your excuses. We both know they're bullshit.”
― Julia Wertz, Impossible People: A Completely Average Recovery Story

“...you're at a place in your life where you're trying to let people in, so you should have called someone to spend the afternoon with you instead of being a weirdo alone in a theater crying at a comedy. Oh man, I bet you were eating a burrito too, you sick fuck.”
― Julia Wertz, Impossible People: A Completely Average Recovery Story