Valhalla Is Full of Hunks Quotes

“If anyone deserved a herd of fancy-peened boyfriends to dote on her—and fuck her into the Squishmallow nest every night—it was my ride-or-die. But TWELVE? Save some dick for the rest of us. Ho.”
― C. Rochelle, Valhalla Is Full of Hunks

“Stuffing my face with Swedish meatballs was fairly high on my Scandinavian vacation bucket list, but so was tripping and falling on some international dick.”
― C. Rochelle, Valhalla Is Full of Hunks