The Frost-Haired Vixen Quotes

“She now represents the Western United States, thus proving politics is even more accepting of the strange, unusual, and mostly useless than the music industry.”
― John Zakour, The Frost-Haired Vixen

“I didn’t respond to that. I’m not scared of heights. I’m just scared of falling from heights.”
― John Zakour, The Frost-Haired Vixen

“I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts.”
― John Zakour, The Frost-Haired Vixen

“I remembered the last time I put this thing into my eye it was more painful than watching old political speeches while listening to the “Macarena” and having a root canal performed by an angry, clumsy chimp.”
― John Zakour, The Frost-Haired Vixen

“My second thought was to fire a gunshot, but the last time I did that his security robots jumped me. It only takes one cavity search by a robot to convince you that’s an experience you don’t want to have twice. This called for a more subtle approach.”
― John Zakour, The Frost-Haired Vixen

“The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?”
“Yes,” I reaffirmed. “That is correct."
Do you stay up nights thinking of ways to humiliate me?" HARV asked.”
― John Zakour, The Frost-Haired Vixen

“It was an office of a guy who won’t take spam from anybody.”
― John Zakour, The Frost-Haired Vixen