The Luis Ortega Survival Club Quotes

“I think cats have some kind of instinct about what’s good for you or something. Like a sixth sense for detecting assholes.”
― Sonora Reyes, The Luis Ortega Survival Club

“I heard cats don’t just purr when they’re happy, but they also purr when they’re stressed as a way of self-soothing.”
― Sonora Reyes, The Luis Ortega Survival Club

“And lastly, to all the real-life Luis Ortegas of the world: I hope you fall dick first on a cactus. I hope you choke on Cheetos dust. I hope every time it’s really hot at night and you flip your pillow to feel the cool side, I hope it’s hot on that side too. I hope your spoon falls all the way in your soup. I hope you hear about this book, and I hope it haunts you.”
― Sonora Reyes, The Luis Ortega Survival Club