How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy Quotes

“Can’t they take a fucking hint? Go AWAY! You’re not wanted, you’re screwing up my whole day, and there’s someone else I would rather be screwing!”
― A.J. Sherwood, How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: Miracle 1

“There were thanks and even a hug—as in, Tan hugged them because hugs, yes—and then Tan whisked he and Devan back to the castle.”
― A.J. Sherwood, How I Stole the Princess's White Knight and Turned Him to Villainy: Miracle 1