The Sunny Side Quotes

“So, in your view, children have pompoms and operate as urine dispensers?”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“He has no idea how long I worked on those texts to make sure they were perfect and had no spelling mistakes, and he never will.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“my god,” I say faintly as I stand by our cabana while Dean puts Ruby’s water wings on. “It’s like being in prison without the fun of doing the crime.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“My shirt is soaked, and Henry sits beside me with a rather martyred air. He’s wearing a towel around him like a cape and has a pink shower cap on his head.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“When I’m licking a cock I like to pause to put my nose in a bush and have a good smell. It’s amazing.” He sighs happily while we stare at him.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“How did you squeeze oranges? I haven’t got a juicer.” “Between his thighs,” Mal offers helpfully, and I choke on the mouthful of juice I’ve just taken.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“Oh god,” I say faintly. “I’m paying three grand a term for her to get pissed on.” “Sounds like a party I went to once,” my brother says, winking at me.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“This is the best day of my life. Ever. And I include the time I was rimmed at a dressage competition.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“He shrugs. “Oh, I know I’m pretty. I get told that a lot. Sexy? I get that too. You’re the first person to see something astute in me.” He nods his head. “Wow. Yeah. That’s great.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“Because dogs are awesome, Jonas. If the world had dogs running it, there wouldn’t be war, and everyone would be kind to each other.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“They’re like fucking Statler and Waldorf. “I just have to pick Dean up from the shoot and get him home.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“I’d have pith in my pubes.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“Well, since you’ve told me to do something, Asa, I will instantly obey, because I’m all about the submission and not just the bass.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“That had become impossible, as he’d left me voice messages every day to say good morning, and then sent little texts throughout each day with spelling mistakes that made my heart clench with possessive warmth.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“Apparently, you could have given Game of Thrones a lesson in ruthlessness. The bookers call it, The Red Job Ride Along.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“His biceps are bigger than my head,” Pip observes. “But not your mouth. The Hadron Collider couldn’t measure that particular black hole.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“I don’t know where to look first. He’s like the shiniest new car in the showroom.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“If my instincts had their way, I’d come all over him and rub it into his skin.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side

“Less Mary Poppins’ bag, then, and more Pablo Escobar,” I mutter.”
― Lily Morton, The Sunny Side