Mommy Knows Worst Quotes

“If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.”
― James Lileks, Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice

“If you can pick the baby up without him squirting our of your hands like a bar of soap in the shower, he's not oiled up enough.”
― James Lileks, Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice