Armageddon Quotes

“You might be on to something there.  Although, I still say he wasn’t technically the worst wizard.  That award goes to the dweeby kid with the glasses and the lobotomy scar,” she muttered.  “His parents were probably the ones that tried to kill him and not some evil wizard.  Seven whole years of wizard school, and he could only cast one spell?  That’s grounds for a magical abortion if I ever saw one.”
― Travis Bagwell, Armageddon