Two Scoops Of Hellfire Quotes

“Of course,” I said with a nod. “I, too, begin my cooking tasks by summoning ancient evils. Only a fool would attempt to make confections without at least two scoops of hellfire.”
― Kimberly Lemming, Two Scoops Of Hellfire

“No matter the size of the opponent, I would present her with her enemy’s heads on sticks and prove my strength. Then seducing her should be easy. Women love a man who delivers.”
― Kimberly Lemming, Two Scoops Of Hellfire

“I feel like logic would suggest not fucking the demon I summoned by accident. Twice.” She paused for a moment. “But, in for a penny, in for a pound.”
― Kimberly Lemming, Two Scoops Of Hellfire

“Logic could go fuck itself.”
― Kimberly Lemming, Two Scoops Of Hellfire

“Logic would suggest not screwing the demon I summoned by accident.”
― Kimberly Lemming, Two Scoops Of Hellfire

“Kain the Destroyer? What kind of weird DnD crap is that? What are you destroying aside from my kitchen?”
― Kimberly Lemming, Two Scoops Of Hellfire