Fluke Quotes

“I hadn’t been out of his bed for three, maybe four hours, Pip. And he went from jizzing all over my face to getting back together with his ex-wife. What the fuck?”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“My jaws are sore. My scalp is tender. But, my God, that was absolutely divine.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“Or,” Banks says, “you might’ve left him because you’ve been sitting on my face.” I spin around to face him. Moss’s head whips to his brother. Jess looks like he’s going to throttle Banks. “What?” I ask. Banks grins. “My face is stuck to your ass.” He points at me. “I mean … really.”  I reach around to the back of my dress and feel something sticky. I pull it off and look at it—and burst out laughing. So does everyone else … except Jess. “You took that the wrong way, didn’t you?” Banks smirks, his question directed at Jess. “I’m disappointed you think I’d be that disloyal to you, my brotherhood buddy. But I’m also proud that you think I could pull her in.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“But I’m not fucking you right now,” he says, his features resolute. “And why not?” He lowers his face to mine. “Because when I fuck you, you’ll beg me for it, just like I’ve begged you for years.” Oh. My. Fucking. Hell. “You’re going to sit through dinner, surrounded by my family, with soaked panties while you think of my cock splitting you in two.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“You’re marriage and daddy material. I’m not into that.” He leans forward, his voice dropping a few levels. “Trust me, Pip, you’d be into that.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“Why are you always single, anyway?” he asks, his head tilted to the side. “Because boys are trouble.” “Good thing I’m not a boy, then. I assure you—I’m a man.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“You don’t want to be caught with your pants down … unless your ex-husband is coming around. Maybe he was good in bed.” “He was. I might’ve mentioned that too.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“God could let me build a chick and put her together exactly how I wanted, and she’d be a poor excuse for you.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“Let me treat you like you’re mine. Pretend we’re in a real relationship. Give me that. I want a real chance to make you fall for me.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“I’ve loved this girl forever. And I’ve got one week to convince her to love me, too.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“I want to be clear. I will be doing my best to make you fall head over fucking heels in love with me. If you’re sure you can walk away when we get home from the trip, then I’m going to get every last moment that I can with you. I’ve waited almost my whole life for this.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke

“She steels her gaze to mine. “Disappointing people has such a negative connotation to it. But when you really think about it, sweetheart, disappointing someone probably means you stood up for yourself.” Wow. My brain tries to understand—to rationalize—what she’s saying. “If you never disappointed someone, then you’ve probably never made yourself happy either,” she says.”
― Adriana Locke, Fluke