The Year My Life Went Down the Toilet Quotes

“didn’t want to hang out in the auditorium after school today, but I’m here anyway, stuck watching Leo rehearse with all of his new friends. It’s pouring rain, and my mom said she couldn’t pick us up until after work. So, I’m in the back row, my feet up on the dirty theater seat in front of me. Someone scratched the words ANYTHING GOES SUX onto the back of the seat. Leo’s onstage with Peregrine, laughing so hard and standing so close. There’s no reason for them to be all up against each other, since Daddy Warbucks and Rooster have, like, one scene together, according to Leo. Peregrine drags Leo to center stage, and, along with the director, they rehearse Leo’s big number. I don’t even think Peregrine is supposed to be there, but he keeps shouting out pointers to Leo while he performs. It’s so annoying.”
― Jake Maia Arlow, The Year My Life Went Down the Toilet

“I'm pretty sure no one on Earth thinks about pooping as much as me.”
― Jake Maia Arlow, The Year My Life Went Down the Toilet