Posh Quotes

“(But just in case other cats read this account and need the help, I did find that scooching forward and using my backside as a broom nicely swept up each print. It wasn’t pretty but . . . it got the job done.)”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“Farther”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“me.”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“Signey always wanted to get her ears pierced. I guess for girls her age, that’s common. I see little point in it. After all, Madam used clip-on earrings her entire life. What’s wrong with that? But Terri had her ears pierced nearly a year ago. So, of course, Signey wanted her ears pierced as well. The problem was that every time Signey got close to her appointment, she would cancel it. Three times now. All canceled. “Kimberly, do you think I would look good with earrings?” Signey asked me one afternoon. “Yes,” I said, opening an eye from my nap. “Would I look good with diamond studs?” “You can never go wrong with diamonds, girlfriend.”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“A little pink hand that had probably just been up a nose or scratching near a diaper! “Kitty!” Stuart said as he grabbed me. A fistful of me! His sudden presence hadn’t scared me. It terrified me. “AHHHHH! HELP! HELP! I’M BEING MURDERED AND KILLED AT THE SAME TIME!”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh

“Peckish,” for you more ignorant middle-class readers, means that the little chick that lives in your stomach is literally pecking your insides in order to eat. Actually, don’t quote me on that. I can’t verify that scientifically.”
― Rob Baddorf, Posh