The Orc from the Office Quotes

“Yes, I believe the part that confuses people is that if you’ve been reanimated by a necromancer, you are allowed to actually file as their dependent.”
― Kate Prior, The Orc from the Office

“The IT department has asked me to stop slapping my computer when it gives me trouble, but for inanimate objects, I’ve always found percussive maintenance to be the most persuasive. I can't exactly Bcc furniture into submission.”
― Kate Prior, The Orc from the Office

“I've been checking job listings and filling out my information over and over again, a process that is as inefficient as it is torturous, the crown jewel of evil empirism.”
― Kate Prior, The Orc from the Office

“It’s someone who’s on your side, on your wavelength. When you can’t keep up with life, they’re there to help you.”
― Kate Prior, The Orc from the Office