Father Material Quotes

“Which meant, after all these years, I’d won at gay.”
― Alexis Hall, Father Material

“As a barrister, I can confidently inform you that I am not legally liable for the words or actions of the version of me that lives in your head.”
― Alexis Hall, Father Material

“She gave my arm a squeeze. “Of course you should; that’s why we’re friends. A true friend is someone who’ll go along with whatever you’re doing regardless of how awful, dangerous, or stupid it is.” “A true friend is an enabler with no self-control?” “Yes.” “Then good news,” I said, as upbeatly as the website had advised. “I’ve got you covered.”
― Alexis Hall, Father Material

“See, this was the problem with equality. Apparently, if you told a society it wasn’t okay to treat one group of people worse than another, it would consider the situation carefully, weigh up its options, and then start treating everyone equally badly.”
― Alexis Hall, Father Material

“to be the lube in the social buttfucking”
― Alexis Hall, Father Material

“I know. It’s awful. How dare you make me happy.”
― Alexis Hall, Father Material

“You can commit arson when you’re older.”
― Alexis Hall, Father Material