The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 16–20 Quotes

“Dan”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 16–20: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Captain Nitwit fired arrows too, hitting other bears.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 16–20: An unofficial Minecraft series

“one of the top commanders in Heroprime’s rebel army. Was slain by General Porkins.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 16–20: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Adam had got lucky, he knew. The dragon, or whatever it was, had set fire to the jail, burning right through the walls of Adam’s cell before the jailers could use water to put the flames out. Adam had somehow escaped without getting badly hurt, and got out of there as fast as his legs would carry him, escaping the city and running off across the countryside. I’m free, but where do I go? wondered Adam. He knew that Sally would never take him back. If he went to see her, she would be more likely to lock him up than hug him. Dave turned her against me, thought Adam. This is all his fault! Adam was suddenly seized by an intense feeling of panic. He was a wanted criminal with no friends and hated by everyone. I should have stayed in jail, he thought. There’s no place for me in this world anymore. As he wandered aimlessly across the countryside, Adam began to daydream about getting revenge on Dave. But he soon realized that he didn’t even know where Dave was. What am I going to do? Adam thought sadly. What will become of me? And then Adam came through some trees, and saw a sight that filled him with hope. “Lord Herobrine!” he said happily. “You’re free!” Herobrine was standing next to the dragon that had attacked the city. There were some arrows in the creature's wing and Herobrine was plucking them out. When he heard Adam’s voice, Herobrine turned around and stared at him with those intense white eyes of his. “It’s me, Adam!” said Adam. “Your most loyal servant!” “Kill him,” Herobrine said softly. The dragon stepped forward, an orange glow appearing between its jaws. “Wait!” whimpered Adam. “Don’t kill me, My Lord! You know me! I’m the one who told you about the end portal in Diamond City!” “I know who you are,” said Herobrine, “but I have no use for you anymore.” “Please,” said Adam, falling to his knees. “I just want to serve you, sir. I have… I have nowhere else to go. I can be useful, I promise!” Herobrine stepped forward and stood over Adam. “And if you help me, what would you like in return?”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 16–20: An unofficial Minecraft series

“everything in that universe. Even time. You can’t go back in time in that universe because there is no more time. There’s no more anything.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 16–20: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Laboratory 303. Welcome to the future of tomorrow! The sign was covered in dirt and mold, and someone had used red paint to”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 16–20: An unofficial Minecraft series

“Burr,” said Little Billy. “Oh, do shut up, you moron,” said Spidroth.”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 16–20: An unofficial Minecraft series

“HMS Nitwit?”
― Dave Villager, The Legend of Dave the Villager Books 16–20: An unofficial Minecraft series