Oh, Great! I Discovered How to Cultivate a Farmer in 52 Easy Steps Quotes

“Look for me on my dying day, so I can show you the truth of my heart. I took no joy in your death. Felt no happiness in your suffering. You were the storm, and I the wall that held back your destruction. So go in peace and hear no curse from my lips, for you were bound by your nature and I was bound by mine.”
― Benjamin Kerei, Oh, Great! I Discovered How to Cultivate a Farmer in 52 Easy Steps

“But the destination is never part of the journey.”
― Benjamin Kerei, Oh, Great! I Discovered How to Cultivate a Farmer in 52 Easy Steps

“Torvac will take Arnold to restaurant of Torvac’s wife, so Arnold can meet Orlana, who is small and angry and does not let Torvac fight as much as Torvac would like, but Torvac loves with all Torvac’s heart, no matter how many salads Orlana makes Torvac eat.”
― Benjamin Kerei, Oh, Great! I Discovered How to Cultivate a Farmer in 52 Easy Steps

“Yes, everybody laughs at Torvac’s suffering. But Torvac is big man and accepts laughter among friends. Torvac’s wife does not. Orlana is small and angry.”
― Benjamin Kerei, Oh, Great! I Discovered How to Cultivate a Farmer in 52 Easy Steps

“The exercise involved pretending to be two people: a merciless interviewer, and a brutally honest and courageous version of yourself. The interviewer started off by asking you a simple question, such as, “Why don’t you feel like you deserve to spend money on yourself?” And then the more honest and courageous version of you would answer truthfully, in a way that made you feel vulnerable. A way that made you feel uncomfortable with its honesty. That was the hard part. The truth wasn’t meant to make you feel good. If it did, you were doing it wrong.”
― Benjamin Kerei, Oh, Great! I Discovered How to Cultivate a Farmer in 52 Easy Steps