Immortal Life Quotes

“Wait until you hear about reverse harem demon romance novels,” I muttered under my breath. “What?” “Nothing.” I cleared my throat. “So anyway, can I borrow your book on exorcisms, father? Oh, and if you have it, can I also have the Church's secret list of demon names?”
― Lauretta Hignett, Immortal Life

“Pepe was still refusing to go back into the portal. Most of the time, he was snuggled in my bra, or hanging out in my van, passionately licking his new girlfriend, a taser. I was worried about him, but he showed no interest in going back home just yet. He was a real cutie pie, with his big blinky eyes and bright green sparkly skin.”
― Lauretta Hignett, Immortal Life

“If I could rank the ways I hated almost-dying, number one would be getting burnt, then getting the skin flayed off my body, and then drowning.”
― Lauretta Hignett, Immortal Life