Tangled in Tinsel Quotes

“You guys are literally ruining women for everyone else. You know that, don’t you?”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Feminism…who’s she?”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Oh my god. Falalala fuck me in the ass.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Aw, come on, sunshine. Since when don’t you want me to eat your cookie?”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“I knew Reed was charming, but his one-liners are impressive. And he makes every conversation feel like an enemies-to-lovers movie where the characters are brimming with sexual tension and ready to rip each other’s clothes off.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Samantha, 32. Gemini. Dog lover. Coffee addict. Loves adventure and getting treated like jerky. Bite me, and maybe I’ll let you wife me up.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Oh, come on, I may not have history with you, but here’s what I know from this weekend. When you’re nervous, you ramble.” I chuckle, snuggling closer as he speaks, even though my arms are folded against my chest. “And when you’re thinking, you’re quiet, you lock yourself away with your thoughts. But wild thoughts are always going on inside that mind of yours—they’re practically written all over your face.” “No, they aren’t.” He smirks. “You, cutie, are an open book.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“I-kissed-Cole-last-night-and-then-dry-humped-his-best-friend-in-the-kitchen-before-he-told-me-they-want-to-share-me.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Our eyes connect for seconds before we scramble, shamelessly pressing our ears to the wood. While I’m still holding my wood.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Look at you. Suddenly shy. I didn’t believe him when he told me.” Reed bends down, bringing his lips to my ear. “Fuck manners. You make me want to bend you over this counter and eat that pretty little ass until you’re begging me to tongue your pussy.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Oh fuck. I’ve fallen into Reed’s dick sand, sucked into the serious hotness this guy exudes. I’m lost forever, like Indiana Jones and the Temple of Cock. Because I can’t focus past the rhythmic strokes of his finger on my leg. And the coaxing temptation of his thigh for me to grind my clit against it.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Fuck me running. What am I doing? I officially hate myself. How am I allowed to be in my thirties and this awkward?”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“His grumpy, broody silence was my favorite color—red flag. Every piece of me is screaming to cross the line.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Three glasses of wine, and I’m all for an orgy. I’m such a lightweight. A disgrace. I’m sorry .008 percent Irish ancestry, I’ve let you down.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Jesus, throw your pussy at him, why don’t you?”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“I don’t know what it is about him that makes me feel obstinate and obedient at the same time. Maybe it’s the brusque way he speaks. It’s demanding. I like it, and I want to rebel.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“I really can’t stay—” He gives his signature smirk.  “But, baby, it’s cold outside.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“JUST STOP BEING A WHORE.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Next, he’ll tell me to drop to my knees because he wants to feed me his big ol’ candy cane.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“I’m knee-deep in tinsel and red balls.” My sister snorts from the other end. “It’s better than blue ones.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Die Hard…Christmas movie? Yay or nay.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Just like when I was in high school and thought the song “Pony” by Ginuwine was about riding horses.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“To long car conversations, explanatory knee-swaying videos, and Christmas puns. This one’s for us, Katie. And for everyone else in need of an escape during an otherwise, “I’m gonna need to take another deep breath” kind of day. This is for you too. Here’s to a smutty holiday season!”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“Sorry won’t cut it”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“I’m sorry”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“I want you to jerk off watching me and then cover my pussy with your cum.” Oh my god. Who am I? “Fuck,” Jace groans. But Alec’s eyes drop back to my center. “Spread your pussy open for me. I want to see it contract.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“I’m knee-deep in tinsel and red balls.” My sister snorts from the other end. “It’s better than blue ones.” ”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“His grumpy, broody silence was my favorite color—red flag.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“You, sunshine, have been a very bad girl. You made a mess all over my fingers. Forgot to ask nicely and decided to be a smart-ass at the start. So now I think we should teach you some manners. But don’t worry, tonight I’m going to make you come all over my dick. Then I’m going to feed it down your throat so you can taste my cum with yours.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel

“I don’t know what I did to deserve this Christmas miracle, but thank you, Santa Claus and your dirty little elves. It’s not the kind that gives an angel its wings, but I’m already floating on a cloud.”
― Trilina Pucci, Tangled in Tinsel