More Fun With Dick And Shane Quotes

“...the secret of a good relationship is to accept and enjoy what the other person is willing to offer instead of yearning for something they can't or won't give.”
― Gillibran Brown, More Fun With Dick And Shane

“Bloody Bears, don't bother getting one as a pet, they're too demanding and they shed everywhere.”
― Gillibran Brown, More Fun With Dick And Shane

“Once dressed he came back downstairs, snapping: “call me a taxi.”

So I did. I said, “Dick, you’re a taxi.”
― Gillibran Brown, More Fun With Dick And Shane

“The door stayed closed and Shane heartlessly
bawled that I was to do as bidden and go to bed in the single room. I
stepped up my campaign. Dropping to my knees I rested my forehead
against the door beseeching and wailing: "please, please don’t make me
sleep alone, Daddy, don’t make me go back in there. There’s things
under the bed, evil things with fangs and a taste for boy blood. Daddy
please, I’m frightened. They’re coming, let me in! They’re coming for
me! DADDY, save me!"
I fell flat on my face as the door was suddenly flung open,
fortunately the men folk were laughing too much to do anything other
than call me a tiresome brat and put me under tickle torture.”
― Gillibran Brown, More Fun With Dick And Shane