Curse of the Were-wiener Quotes

“And”
― Ursula Vernon, Curse of the Were-wiener

“Wiener pox,” said Danny gravely, tapping his snout. “Kills thousands every year. The government hushes it up.”
― Ursula Vernon, Curse of the Were-wiener

“No elaborate stories of monsters and quicksand and lightning and having to cross rivers of hot lava by jumping on the heads of ravenous lava earwigs the size of cows, with pincers made out of giant steel knives?”
― Ursula Vernon, Curse of the Were-wiener

“Danny woke up the next day feeling a little off. Not bad, exactly, not unsettled the way he had been the previous morning on the bus, just . . . off. He went down to breakfast and found his mother snoring into her coffee. Danny’s dad was away on a business trip, and Danny’s mother did not do mornings well. Toast. Toast seemed like a good idea. He slid some bread into the toaster. “Zzz . . . zz . . . ” It was taking forever for the toast to pop up.”
― Ursula Vernon, Curse of the Were-wiener

“Danny woke up the next day feeling a little off. Not bad, exactly, not unsettled the way he had been the previous morning on the bus, just . . . off. He went down to breakfast and found his mother snoring into her coffee. Danny’s dad was away on a business trip, and Danny’s mother did not do mornings well. Toast. Toast seemed like a good idea. He slid some bread into the toaster. “Zzz . . . zz . . .”
― Ursula Vernon, Curse of the Were-wiener

“YRCA.”
― Ursula Vernon, Curse of the Were-wiener