Return of the Living Elves Quotes

“The kid stepped into the office, skittish like a baby deer who’d just been offered a salt lick by a pervert in an off-white panel van.”
― Brian Asman, Return of the Living Elves

“Always smells good, this room,” Jimmy said. “No idea why. Rest of the basement’s like a skunk took a shit in a septic tank. Anyway—”
― Brian Asman, Return of the Living Elves

“And finally little Russell, tucked safe and sound in his racecar bed, a stocking cap on his head, because IMAGERY IS GOD MOTHERFUCKER.”
― Brian Asman, Return of the Living Elves