Grandpappy Quotes

“She is quite lovely in her dead nudeness though.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“I had a girlfriend once that would put cocaine in her asshole then shove a straw in her asshole and tell me to snort out what”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“Didn’t really mean to but when you hit someone in the head fifty or sixty times with a can of beans, it’s kind of unavoidable.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“I hear the chick on the TV saying "You gone pay me dat child support, goddammit!”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“I mutter a bunch of curse words and get started, sliding into her flesh, causing that sound that is unlike any other, the sound of thin, dull metal cutting through flesh. It’s an unforgettable sound. A wrong sound.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“I ended up killing Daphne. Didn’t really mean to but when you hit someone in the head fifty or sixty times with a can of beans, it’s kind of unavoidable.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“I hold it back. I sigh and pet Gretel and look at the paused shot on the TV—me playing in Grandpappy’s piss, looking happy as R. Kelly at a daycare.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“I travel for minutes and then hours and maybe even days through these tunnels, lost but not afraid.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“I’m fucking Daphne.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“Good morning, Mitchell,”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“That dog died years ago.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“If you don’t like your burger, I got something you can eat,” Grandma says, reaching up her faded sundress with one hand and grabbing vigorously at whatever’s up there. “No thanks,” Grandpappy says. “Ate that once and was puking for the next month.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“I feel somewhat bad for being so disgusted by Grandpappy.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“I think I may have a long nipple fetish.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“That laceration to my sack isn’t a simple scratch. It’s fucking ripped open like Hulk Hogan’s shirt.”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy

“you fucking slug of a human!”
― Patrick C. Harrison III, Grandpappy