Cuckoo Cuckoo Quotes

“I implore you: stay away from guns. And bridges. I have a mind to throw myself off every bridge I cross. I don’t know if life is even worth living. I’ll let you settle that one for yourself.”
― Nicholas Ponticello, Cuckoo Cuckoo

“If you are reading this, then I must be dead. But do not mourn for me. I prefer it this way.”
― Nicholas Ponticello, Cuckoo Cuckoo

“Once a job is secured, you will begin earning your own money, and you needn’t fear running out of your inheritance any more than you fear running out of air to breathe. Like the plants on God’s green earth, you will be making your own air, so to speak.”
― Nicholas Ponticello, Cuckoo Cuckoo

“I hesitate to offer any words of advice except these: you must make an honest living for yourself. Your life depends on it.”
― Nicholas Ponticello, Cuckoo Cuckoo

“Charles Abernathy Vanderough. Died September 8, 1996. He suffered from a series of complications. And he is survived by a series of complications.”
― Nicholas Ponticello, Cuckoo Cuckoo

“there was a difference between being rich and being rich rich.”
― Nicholas Ponticello, Cuckoo Cuckoo

“These young men getting killed all over the country is a damn shame. But it’s no reason to spoil your graduation day, Mister Charles.”
― Nicholas Ponticello, Cuckoo Cuckoo

“Now you’re free to do as you please, what are you gonna do about this great big American shame of ours?”
― Nicholas Ponticello, Cuckoo Cuckoo