Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine Quotes

“We came from dust, and we’ll return to dust. Which is why I don’t dust…because it could be someone I know.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine

“But then again, aren’t we all a little broken in our own way? We just had to find someone who loved us because of our weirdness, not in spite of it.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine

“trash. Some were donations that were gifted to the museum from well-meaning benefactors, and they held”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine

“It’s not like that, okay?” I wanted to defend my parents. “They love me, and they are great parents. But they are embarrassed at the thought of their friends finding out about our relationship.” “Why should strangers care what you do in your home? It does not affect them,” Zon interjected.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine

“I want to tell him I didn’t need inspirational sayings. I preferred to get my self-awareness advice from the same place as everyone else—social media memes.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine

“All the alien romances I devoured at night when I couldn’t sleep were to blame.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine

“I wheezed out a sigh of relief over avoiding a catastrophe I could never financially recover from. That relief, much like my ex-boyfriend’s ejaculations, was extremely premature and destined to leave me disappointed.”
― Sedona Ashe, Dinosaurs, Disasters & Albert Einswine