Whale Done Quotes

“I would never have seen the whale explode if a kangaroo hadn’t burned down my house.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“Speak for yourself,” I told her. “I’m poor, and my house just burned down.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“sex”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“The top photo was of Summer. And she was kissing the lead singer of the Village Idiots.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“We were sitting in the back of her van”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“Men”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“will do anything to get close to a woman they like.” “That’s not true,” I said. “Within five minutes of meeting me, you agreed to go swimming in the hippo pool at FunJungle.” “That was for a case!” “Yeah. I’m sure it had nothing to do with the fact that you thought I was pretty.” Summer fluttered her eyelashes at me. “Don’t forget, the whole thing was your idea. I guess maybe you were interested in me, too.” I fake fluttered my eyelashes right back at her. “Maybe a little,”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“kangaroos go around plotting arson.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“Summer had decided to tweet that she wasn’t seeing Wynn Gyoko because she was in a relationship with someone else”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“Long Beach”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“It’s the Dubai people!” Sharky exclaimed. “I know it!”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“Dubai, maybe. Did you know they built these huge fake islands there for more billionaires to live on? Some are shaped like palm trees—and others are shaped like a map of the world.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“although he made a quick detour to grab a few more shrimp.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“South American jungle animals, like panthers and monkeys and elephants.” “Elephants?” I repeated, appalled. “Those don’t live in South America.”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done

“Lilian”
― Stuart Gibbs, Whale Done