How to Kiss Your Grumpy Boss Quotes

“So. Should I be offended you threw my brother’s face behind your couch?” I wince. “I really hoped you didn’t see that.” “I mean, at least you tossed an ambulance back there to keep him company. The EMTS can dress his wounds if anything happened to his very pretty face.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Grumpy Boss

“Perry Hawthorne, I think you’re flirting with me.” He lets me go and picks up my overnight bag, heading for the door. “You started it,” he calls over his shoulder. I gasp. “How did I start it?” He pauses and turns, the full force of his smile slamming into me like a truck. “You put on that dress.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Grumpy Boss

“One: Outrun. Body slam. Slip lead. Grunt and beat my chest in victory. Two: … … … I’ve got nothing. I’m doing this thing WWE style or I’m not doing it at all.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Grumpy Boss

“There’s nothing for you over there. You know all about the little piggy that went to market, right? I’m just saying. He wasn’t there to do the shopping.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Grumpy Boss

“She dislikes me just as much as I dislike her. The fact that I keep threatening to turn her into pork chops might have something to do with it.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Grumpy Boss

“Pig, one. Perry, zero.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Grumpy Boss

“True compassion is always welcome. Pity, or someone making my pain about them, is not.”
― Jenny Proctor, How to Kiss Your Grumpy Boss