Invent Quotes

“I did something abundantly illegal,” Havoc admitted to Joe with a light chuckle that set the human’s hair on end.”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“Each of these bullets cost me hours of my time! Stand still so I can kill you!” “No!”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“I’d compare backstories with you, but you aren’t worth my time. I think I’ll just let you read the biography when it’s written. Make sure to leave a review; I’m sure it’ll be well-received.”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“*Burble!* came the excited reply. That sealed it for Joe; he wanted the source of his caffeine to be joyful at all times.”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“Hard to get new clients when you’re mean to them. Look at these turkeys as an example. Look how well-behaved they are, and all I needed to do was adjust their attitude over and over until they stopped being aggressive. It's a beast tamer skill that my trainer back on Midgard had never seen before. Eventually, they will be so afraid of disappointing me that they will fall in love with everything about me!”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“I’m betting I can stimulate my hair follicles to match your society better.” Seeing Jaxon start to vigorously poke and rub at his face made Joe laugh. “Come on, let’s go. Jaxon. Jaxon! You can’t just grow a beard on command. It takes-” “Adjust!” Jaxon snapped his fingers, and a quarter inch of hair burst from his face in the same pattern that most of the male Dwarves wore.”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“I heard voices! Is there someone here? Are you under attack? I swear, the second I step out to get some fresh avocado-” “Just talking to my… cat.” Joe explained lamely as he gestured at Cleocatra. Cleave looked between the human and the cat on the floor, slowly shaking her head. “No. I refuse to allow this. You are nowhere near responsible enough to be trusted with a pet. That elemental you’ve got would’ve died of neglect if it were a living being that didn’t subsist off of the dregs of mana pouring off of you.” “Thank you, Major Cleave.”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“Everything’s fine, Jaxon. It’s already over. Also… thanks for being a good friend.”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“Jaxon suddenly came sprinting into the area, searching around wildly. “Joe! You didn’t blow up! But I heard an explosion? How is that possible? *Gasp!* The town must be under attack!”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“poked his organs back into place”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“Sir…” Major Cleave’s voice was pained. “Before you came here, what sort of things did people throw at you, and how many times a day did it happen? Just for research purposes.”
― Dakota Krout, Invent

“Gramma’s Shoe, Hidden Camp (Tier 0) Town Level: 0 Residents: 0 Morale: -125 (Dissatisfied.) Resources: none. Living areas: 0 (-25 morale). Air Quality: Livable (poor, increasing. -25 morale). Heat: Dangerous (Hot. -25 morale). Water Sources: 1 (Mineral Water. Tainted. -25 morale) Light: Poor (-25 morale). Now”
― Dakota Krout, Invent