Tentacles & Triathlons Quotes

“As long as you give it your all, that’s what matters. That’s something to be proud of.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“On walks, he had to stop and pet every dog,”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Never in my life did I think I’d be out to lunch with a tentacle monster, hearing him talk about how good his tongues were for sucking dick.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Man or monster, who gives a fuck. Love is love.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“You’d have to be out of your gods damn mind not to want what they have. Man or monster, who gives a fuck. Love is love.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Oh, hey Cyrus! Nice tentacles you’ve got there. Wanna shove them up my ass?”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“That was some eloquent, poetic shit.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“He pursed his lips, his mustache curling down over his mouth. It was adorable. Like a grumpy walrus.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“That’s because I have three hearts.” And they all beat for you.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“I cared about all the beings at this table—but the monster sitting next to me was the most important one of all.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Because my life was infinitely better with him in it too.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“You’re grouchy when you don’t get your way, you know that?”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Fought with my trainer. Kissed him. Got tentacle fucked. You know, a typical Wednesday. Nothing too crazy.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Come here, my little monster fucker.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Breathe, darling. You’re doing so well.” Darling. I’d never been called something so sweet.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“For the first time in a long time, I had hope. I had a sense of purpose. I had something—someone—that made my life worth living. And that felt pretty damn amazing.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“tentacle daddy.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Most of my passions have been art-focused. Sculpting, architecture, photography, but painting is my favorite. There’s something satisfying about the act of applying paint to canvas and creating something out of nothing. Taking an image out of my brain and immortalizing it.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“It would be a nice night. Because tonight, I was going to paint another portrait of the most beautiful man I had ever seen, and next week, I’d get to spend time with him.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“His coloring reminded me of a raging sea, which made sense for a kraken, I guess. It really was pretty.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“I would have been content to stand there and watch him forever,”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“He knew their time together was waning. Two worlds separated by vast differences.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Would I ever be worthy? Would I ever find that type of love?”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“The whole asshole facade is a front. He’s actually quite sensitive.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Of course a man like him would find a monster like me repulsive. And of course, out of all the beings I’d met in my long life, that man was my mate.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“As if by its own accord, one of my tentacles unraveled and snaked around his forearm. It was one of my breeding tentacles, my hectocotylus, and the moment it made contact with his skin—I almost came. Oh, gods no. That was a male kraken’s mate bond response.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“Ah, yeah. The tongues freak people out a bit, but they’re actually quite helpful. Especially for certain things.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons

“And as much as I hated that monster, I hated my father more.”
― Ashley Bennett, Tentacles & Triathlons