The Boss Project Quotes

“You need to make a decision to be happy and let it guide your future. Then make a left instead of a right, zig instead of zag. Sometimes that's the only way to find a new path.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“Take what today has to offer. Don’t dwell on what yesterday has taken away.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“I can't complain. At my age, you can either see your aches and pains as a burden or see them as a reminder that you're still alive with plenty left to do. I choose the later.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“Life gave you some lemons. Stop sucking on 'em and make some lemonade. Then go find a girl with vodka.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“You know southern women hold their tea recipes just below the Bible when it comes to sacred things.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“like foreign movies with subtitles.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“Been there, done that, burned the T-shirt.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“Goodbye, Grams.” “Later, masturbater.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“The guy has giant balls.” “I know. Such a shame his penis wasn’t a matching set.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“Life gave you some lemons. Stop sucking on ’em and make some lemonade. Then go find a girl with vodka.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“He ate dinner at four o’clock, wore house slippers out of the house as shoes, and didn’t like to travel. I’m seventy-eight years old. I don’t have time for that boring stuff.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“Some of the best times in life start off as bad ideas, my friend.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“Trust me. You wouldn't have been offered a job if he could see what was going on in there. I sort of imagine it like Cirque du Soleil, only the performers are a little drunk and also doing mind-bending, complex math problems while folding themselves into pretzels.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project

“Don't worry, I like to match my alcohol with how I'm feeling, so the cheap and crappy stuff it is.”
― Vi Keeland, The Boss Project