He Who Fights with Monsters 9 Quotes

“if someone provokes you, then let them. But instead of getting angry and letting it cloud your judgement, let it take away your mercy as you calmly take them apart.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“I don’t care how powerful you are here,” Farrah told him. “I’m not going to sleep with you.” “What? No. I wasn’t talking about that. I’d sleep with Humphrey before you.” “It did always seem like there was something there,” Farrah said.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“Silver rank represented the stage at which a well-trained essence user took their first major step away from frail mortality, their bodies transforming from a sack full of weak points into a sack full of hit points.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“If you really are grateful, though, I don’t suppose you’d be open to a few questions?” “I can give you some answers, but the areas I can speak on are limited by my role. I am not Knowledge. Also, will you trust anything a god has to say?” “You may not be a bloke, and you may not have a heart, but you seem like a bloke with his heart in the right place. And as for a topic, surely a god can talk about god stuff.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“No kidding. You’re so bad with women that now I’m bad with women. This is a new experience for me; I’m a delicious chocolate drop.” At that point, Arabelle found them again. “You’re the size of a house,” Arabelle told Taika. “How do you keep sneaking off?” “I’m like a jungle cat; lithe and stealthy.” “I thought you were a delicious chocolate drop,” Travis said. “I can be both. I’ve got depths.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“Is this what I’m like? Marching into places to make rude and outrageous demands?”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“No luck, no privilege. Just work for reward. There’s a comfort in that reliability.” “There’s also a comfort in comfort, Jason. I’m going to bed.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“We don’t know what Asano is,” she told him. “But what he’s not is out in the jungle, targeting other adventurers to make some kind of point.” In a nearby shadow, Jason winced, scratching his head awkwardly.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“Tis but a scratch!” “Maybe draw less attention to yourself,” Rufus suggested through voice chat. “No idea what you’re talking about,” Jason responded innocently. “Someone just blew up your head!” “No, they didn’t.” “I just watched it happen.” “It was just a flesh wound.” “Yes. The flesh of your entire head.” “I’ve had worse.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“The tailor, Alejandro Albericci”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“beleaguered elves.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“African swallow”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9

“Liara entered the kitchen, snaked a slice of vegetable and popped it into her mouth before kissing her husband on the cheek.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9