Unnatural History Quotes

“A man with a sense of humor. Women claim that’s important. It is if there’s also money and a functional penis. Enough money, eliminate the penis.”
― Jonathan Kellerman, Unnatural History

“Everyone who’s conscious deserves some level of expectation, not dismissal as a throwaway.”
― Jonathan Kellerman, Unnatural History

“If it was up to me, people unable to live independently would be cared for in small, humane hospitals subject to strong oversight and addicts would be offered clean beds, three squares, and serious detox, and if that didn’t work, supervised dosage of drugs.”
― Jonathan Kellerman, Unnatural History

“He said, “Now all I have to do is find eight homeless people—’scuse me, unhomed individuals. You’re the social scientist. Tell me why people think renaming anything makes a difference.” “It’s easier than finding a real solution.”
― Jonathan Kellerman, Unnatural History

“Maybe attorneys attend schools where grades are based on how many word you put out.”
― Jonathan Kellerman, Unnatural History

“rim of flab between navel and groin.”
― Jonathan Kellerman, Unnatural History