Doctor Untouchable Quotes

“Bianca Bunny Barlow, I love you. From the moment you walked back into my life, everything has changed in the best imaginable way. My mother likes to tell me I’m smiling now, but it’s more than that. I’m happy. You make me so fucking happy. And that’s all I want to do for you. Make you happy forever.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“Wait,” she calls out, leaning over the side and squinting down at the blue-green water. “I can see something. An outline.” “What does it look like?” “A fish. What do you mean, what does it look like?” I roll my eyes. “I realize it’s a fish, but what kind of fish?” “How the hell should I know what kind? Do I look like a marine biologist?”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“God, what do you call that thing?” “A penis, sweet girl. It’s called a penis. I didn’t think you were that innocent before last night.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“don’t want to be alone if she’s not with me. And I don’t want to be with anyone else if I can’t have her.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“My heart thunders in my chest, my breath catching. “You date models and socialites. Not girls like me.” A smile lights up his face, his grin crooked as he inches closer. “Are you asking me out? Because I only date models and socialites.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“Oh please. No one here feels sorry for you.” Charlie smarts, lifting her sandwich to her mouth. “That man is damn fine, and I wouldn’t complain about having to stare at his pretty face all day.” “That’s because you all see a pretty face while I’m left with the ass.” Someone sharply clears their throat from behind me and I groan. “He’s right behind me, isn’t he?”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“Would you like me to get you some coffee?” “Are you going to spit in it?” “I was thinking of blowing my nose into it instead since the last thing I’d ever want to do with you is swap spit.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“Worse yet, I had a really good time with her.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“Kaplan: Echidna, we said Monday we’d start. Today is Wednesday and I’m stuck at a lunch that has me considering drowning myself in the bathroom sink. Now is really not the time. And what the hell do you mean you redecorated my office? Me: If you’re at lunch then why did you take the time to text me back? And your mother gave me carte blanche to make your office more you and less her. I’ve had it done in the style of Typhon’s lair. I assumed you’d be most comfortable dwelling in the pit of a monster.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“but now you’re stuck with Chubby Brunette Rapunzel.” Did this woman honestly just call Bianca Chubby Brunette Rapunzel? “And you think I want you as my assistant after you just openly degraded a fellow employee to my face and clearly show zero lack of appropriate workplace decorum?” Her cheeks grow a blotchy red and she shifts her position.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“We reach the top of the stairs, and she pulls open yet another glass door. “Him.” Charlie points across the room and my eyes naturally follow. That’s when they lock on him. The man standing beside Octavia.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“That confidence only slips marginally when I open the door to my suite and find four handsome men wearing matching frowns and tuxedos. “Are you the four horsemen of the apocalypse sent to carry me to hell, otherwise known as my mother? Because if you are, I can already tell you, I plan to put up a fight.” “Bunny, honey, we’re so sorry.” That’s my second stepdad, Elijah. He’s the vet and the most tender of the bunch.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“I fold my arms and glare down at my mother. “We get over the fact that I have no intention of marrying anyone. Especially not some debutante princess.” She all but rolls her eyes at me. “I was a debutante princess, Kaplan. We’re not all evil, and the right woman could be a partner. Not an adversary. Who knows, maybe you’ll fall in love with her too.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“This is me sweeping into a posh hotel in the middle of Boston looking like a fabulous cocktail between a drag queen and a zombie bride. It’s hot stuff. Let me tell you.”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable

“set”
― J. Saman, Doctor Untouchable