Match Game Quotes

“I need to talk with Skippy about it first.” As I organized my thoughts, doubt crept in to tickle my mind. More like doubt hit me on the head with a hammer. What’s that saying from the movie ‘Dune’? Something like ‘Fear is the mind-killer’?”
― Craig Alanson, Match Game

“Skippy is just great at focusing and avoiding distractions. We are probably doomed.”
― Craig Alanson, Match Game

“Like you, how?” “You know, with that smoldering bad-boy look.” “Joe,” he snickered, “the only way you could have a ‘smoldering’ look is if I set you on fire and put it out with a shovel.”
― Craig Alanson, Match Game

“But you know how some guys are so weak, they just can’t ever admit making a mistake? Don’t be that guy.”
― Craig Alanson, Match Game

“If Star Wars had been made in Bollywood, Darth Vader and Obi-Wan would have paused their lightsaber battle to break into an epic song and dance routine, accompanied by a hundred synchronized Stormtroopers. Actually, I would pay good money to see that.”
― Craig Alanson, Match Game