The Heartbreak Rule Quotes

“Jaw dropping. Breathtaking. Heart stopping. I was a dead man. I never stood a chance.”
― Stephanie Archer, The Heartbreak Rule

“You were making me come with your hand.” WhaaatholyshitIjustsaidthat?”
― Stephanie Archer, The Heartbreak Rule

“Seeing you in that dress made me want to drag you off to a dark closet and fuck you.”
― Stephanie Archer, The Heartbreak Rule

“Ice Queen, I watch you eat men’s bones like breakfast cereal. I don’t pity you. I wish life had dealt you different cards.”
― Stephanie Archer, The Heartbreak Rule

“You’re always here. Why don’t you go outside?” She leaned forward over the bar, gaze sharpening. “I’ve heard good things about playing in traffic.”
― Stephanie Archer, The Heartbreak Rule

“He surveyed the patrons. “My girl Gemma brings people in with the jokes and Dani hasn’t killed any customers yet, so things are just dandy.” My shoulders tensed at the words my girl. For a split second, I wanted to punch Oscar in the face. One of my best friends and I wanted to hit him, all because he referred to a woman I couldn’t stand as my girl.”
― Stephanie Archer, The Heartbreak Rule

“Once a month, the local business council discussed community initiatives, problems in the area, and furthered the relentless fight against developers vying to turn our small character buildings into towering glass penises.”
― Stephanie Archer, The Heartbreak Rule