John Stone Law 3 Quotes

“A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a barstool alone. He walks up to her and says, ‘Hi there, how’s it going tonight?’ She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes, and says, ‘I’ll screw anybody at any time, anywhere, your place or my place, it doesn’t matter to me.’ The guy raises his eyebrows and says, ‘Really? What law firm do you work for?”
― Dave Daren, John Stone Law 3

“After work that day, I went home to see if I had anything suitable to slip into the identity of the man I was calling Johnny Stone in my head, the software engineer and part-time amateur photographer. It was far too boring a job for anyone to ask me about it, and honestly, nobody seemed to know what a software engineer really did anyway.”
― Dave Daren, John Stone Law 3