Gross Out Quotes

“Towne poised with the pen over the title page, then blinked comically. "Wait. Lovecraft?" His eyes narrowed. "Is that a pen name, mate?" "No, actually. Howard was my great grandfather.”
― Duncan Ralston, Gross Out

“Did John Wick ever kick a woman's bare arse so hard her O-ring bled? In heels?" "I think they're saving that for Chapter Four.”
― Duncan Ralston, Gross Out

“He said he was gonna fuck up a panda bear.”
― Duncan Ralston, Gross Out

“Oh, she was a lousy, two-timing bitch. But she knew how to drizzle on the honey after she splashed you with vinegar.”
― Duncan Ralston, Gross Out