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The Antventure Begins (Chrysalis, #1) The Antventure Begins by RinoZ
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“Wow, Anthony! You really are a king amongst all of the idiots, aren’t you? If all the idiots in the world were to hear of your incredible achievements in the field of stupidity, they may just organise a religion around you. Worshipping you as their moronic god of all things stupid.”
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“[Will you absorb the core, Tiny?] [Absorb?] BAM! [Ow!] [Absorb it, dammit!] BAM! [Ow!] BAM!”
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“Hey, how are yor?” Still needs a bit of work on that one. “Hoos that work goging for yar?” So close! “Blice to see you agarn.”
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“What the heck are they doing in there? Actually, don’t answer that.”
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“spider continues to determine the cause of the disturbance, I’m carefully pointing my rear at the target, trying to accurately judge the distance. Hold… Hooold… Fire! I blast out a mighty shot of”
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“Forge your mother, Gandalf!”
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“There’s something about this voice that feels familiar. A deep and gruff intonation that’s comforting, yet also, kinda full of wisdom. Like that legendary bearded figure dressed all in white. The one worshipped with devotion all over the Earth… Is that you? Gandalf?”
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“POW! Take that, titan-croc! POW! Take a second shot, titan-croc. I hate you guys! POW!”
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“There, that Adult Centipede! YOINK! Aha! Another gym-bro Deer! YOINK!”
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“After shouting, “See you flater!” to the workers,”
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“Hi, Anthony, are you a massive idiot? Why yes, Anthony, I am a massive idiot.”
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