The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride Quotes

“Another pause, and my ears strain to hear Agakor's answer. "She's…breathtaking. I am well pleased." Breathtaking? I want to melt onto the floor into a puddle. I'm…breathtaking to someone. For the first time in my life, I feel pretty and wanted.”
― Ruby Dixon, The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride

“I can feel every bit of his naked skin, from his hard, hairy thighs to the hair covering his muscular abdomen. He's nothing like I daydreamed a husband would be. When I was a young girl, I imagined a sweet-faced knight with pale hair and pretty eyes, who would delicately hold my hand and read me poems. The reality is so much better.”
― Ruby Dixon, The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride

“The hot, hard nip of it startles me—and then I'm coming harder than I've ever come before,”
― Ruby Dixon, The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride

“Don't be embarrassed, Iolanthe. Didn't your mother teach you?" I peek out from under my skirts again, meeting his gaze. "She died when I was ten.”
― Ruby Dixon, The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride

“he's easily half a head taller than me.”
― Ruby Dixon, The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride

“Mudag lunges toward me, forcing me to leap backward. "He shall whack you over the head with the ceremonial club—" "Sorry, what?" I must have misheard. "The ceremonial club," Mudag continues. "He will strike you with it and knock you out so he can steal you away.”
― Ruby Dixon, The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride

“I think about those mouthwatering handfuls from yesterday, though, and know this is deceptive…and oddly enough, I like it. It's like a secret only for me. Then again, I'd probably like it if she wore something with her tits spilling free to her navel, too. I'm a simple sort.”
― Ruby Dixon, The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride

“The chaperone found for me is a wizened old woman named Turnip.”
― Ruby Dixon, The Half-Orc's Maiden Bride