Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs Quotes

“Getting arrested and interrogated counts as a date.  Right?”
― Skye Sullivan, Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs

“Why is it whenever I try to do a messy bun like that, I look like a deranged drug addict on day four of a bender?”
― Skye Sullivan, Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs

“I’ll tell you the story of what happened next, but only on one condition.  You have to promise never, ever, to tell Kong that he was right: I should have burned the package when I had the chance.”
― Skye Sullivan, Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs

“This was the day that wouldn’t end.”
― Skye Sullivan, Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs

“All the time I wasted.  All I could have learned.”
― Skye Sullivan, Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs

“It’s my deepest regret, then, that our paths were not destined to cross,” he said.”
― Skye Sullivan, Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs

“Just remember, real life isn’t like your books.  In real life, Nancy Drew would have been killed by book two.”
― Skye Sullivan, Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs

“In real life, Nancy Drew would have been killed by book two.”
― Skye Sullivan, Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs

“Look.  I’ve studied this.  Just trust me.  I almost lost my mind.  Or maybe I did.  It’s hard to say at my age.”
― Skye Sullivan, Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs

“That’s the part about getting old I hate the most.  Your perception of time changes.  You think something was two or three years ago, but it was really ten or twenty.”
― Skye Sullivan, Hardcovers, Homicides and Hairballs