None of This Rocks Quotes

“We beat the shit out of each other in the pit, then hugged it out afterward. A healthy release of aggression, never meant for anyone who didn’t want it, save for the rogue neo-Nazi who would show up here and there, well deserving of every punch and fire extinguisher to the head.”
― Joe Trohman, None of This Rocks: A Memoir

“Sure, it feels bad reminiscing about that social smothering, but sometimes I hear myself talk and even my brain is like, “Dude, shut the fuck up.”
― Joe Trohman, None of This Rocks: A Memoir

“On that note, I consistently bother my wife with the query, I annoying?” which really means, “Am I the most obnoxious person you’ve ever met? Please tell me no!”
― Joe Trohman, None of This Rocks: A Memoir

“It’s less that there are two sides to every story and more that people do not exist in shades of black and white.”
― Joe Trohman, None of This Rocks: A Memoir

“While abuse, of any kind, on every level, is abhorrent, it’s also exhausting and depressing to hear about.”
― Joe Trohman, None of This Rocks: A Memoir

“As much as I dig my sexy body dysmorphia, I’d prefer for you not to have given it to me.”
― Joe Trohman, None of This Rocks: A Memoir

“Meanwhile, I excelled in things like drawing the Sonic the Hedgehog, not being good at skateboarding, and learning every guitar part throughout the first minute of Kansas’s “Carry On Wayward Son.”
― Joe Trohman, None of This Rocks: A Memoir