Dreadlord Wizard Quotes

“he resorted to yelling, “I’m a pretty little baby! And so are you, my friend. Kung fu. Olaboo. Let’s read a book or two. I like soap and dandelions. Oh, look at that cliff. Please don’t kill me, space and gravity. I’ll pay you in flowers and candy. Take me home and you can have all my Twizzlers.”
― Theo Hodges, Dreadlord Wizard