Among the Bros Quotes

“By 2013, the fraternity lifestyle website Total Frat Move wrote, “Greek life today makes Animal House look like a Pixar movie.”
― Max Marshall, Among the Bros: A Fraternity Crime Story

“I definitely couldn’t give less of a fuck about my dad. Honestly, if he died right now, I wouldn’t have any emotion, any feeling. I only love my mom. All he really is, is a sperm donor.”
― Max Marshall, Among the Bros: A Fraternity Crime Story

“When feeling powerless is a temporary game, it’s mostly just a pleasure to get dominated.”
― Max Marshall, Among the Bros: A Fraternity Crime Story

“Taken far enough, pledging can start to look like poor-person cosplay, with rich kids acting like oppressed workers for a semester.”
― Max Marshall, Among the Bros: A Fraternity Crime Story

“While only 2 percent of America’s population is involved in fraternities, 80 percent of Fortune 500 executives, 76 percent of U.S. senators and congressmen, 85 percent of Supreme Court justices, and all but two presidents since 1825 have been fraternity men.” Less publicized but just as wild is this fact: Greek alumni give approximately 75 percent of all money donated to universities.”
― Max Marshall, Among the Bros: A Fraternity Crime Story

“Someday, it will please you to remember even these present troubles.”
― Max Marshall, Among the Bros: A Fraternity Crime Story

“He’d told me he didn’t like a few things about his time in Sigma Alpha Epsilon, and I’d assumed getting waterboarded was one of them. Instead, he told me, “Hell yeah I’d do it again.”
― Max Marshall, Among the Bros: A Fraternity Crime Story

“For a flat-footed five-six troll he was a fucking ladies’ man.”
― Max Marshall, Among the Bros: A Fraternity Crime Story

“Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson/Vince Vaughan/Jack Black collective (Zoolander, Wedding Crashers, Tropic Thunder), otherwise known as the “Frat Pack.”
― Max Marshall, Among the Bros: A Fraternity Crime Story

“After its section on the decline of feudalism, The Varlet begins a chapter titled “A True Gentleman, the Last Gentle Knight” dedicated to Robert E. Lee. General Lee was president of Washington College (now Washington and Lee) when Kappa Alpha was founded there in 1865, but the order sees him as more than an administrator. “Kappa Alphas have never claimed that Lee was an initiated member of the Order, but they do rejoice that KA was born under the white light of his noble life. Members are immensely proud and honored that his ideals were woven into KA’s soul, and that he is, in a profoundly real sense, our spiritual founder.” According to The Varlet, KAs placed a wreath under his Richmond statue in 1915 and designated him the organization’s spiritual founder in 1923.”
― Max Marshall, Among the Bros: A Fraternity Crime Story