Klutz Quotes

“Murderous Miriam Webster had followed me into the passenger cabin. I thought it was moths that had an unhealthy addiction to flames.  “Don’t come any closer!” I screamed since clearly the spider understood English and would respect my boundaries.  I was wrong. Maybe the spider spoke Spanish or French, because the not-so-itsy-bitsy-spider rushed at me, crossing boundaries like it was the spider’s life purpose.”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Revenge

“Why hadn’t I paid attention during my high school espionage classes? Oh, right! Because they taught me stuff like calculus instead of stuff I’d actually be able to use. ”
― Sedona Ashe, Klutz: Phoenix Revenge