Crankshaft Quotes

“You can’t just give away thousands of dollars of free work to every idiot driver who wrecks his car because he was too busy ogling you to pay attention to the road.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Crankshaft

“Am I dead? Is this what heaven looks like? If so, major kudos to God on the dick bulge on this particular angel. I probably shouldn’t be thinking about dicks when I just crashed my car, right? Then again, is it ever a bad time to think about dicks? Also, is Steele even wearing anything under those shorts? These are questions I need answers to.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Crankshaft

“Can I get a quote?” a customer asks Shep, the two of them standing in front of the open bay door while I slip past with Denali on my way to my office. “It’s better to have loved and lost,” Shep quips in a deadpan voice. “What? No, I mean a car quote,” the customer tries again. “It’s not about the car you’re driving. It’s about the road you’re on.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Crankshaft

“It’s the kind of kiss that I imagine you’d have with someone you’ve shared a bed with for years, someone who has seen all your flaws and shown you theirs, yet somehow, neither of you has run screaming. Someone who might casually tell you they love you as if it’s a foregone conclusion.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Crankshaft

“What do you know about him? Is he secretly pining after anyone? Does he have an allegedly straight best friend who’s going to show up magically addicted to sucking cock now? Tell me how this could go wrong so I can prepare myself for the disappointment ahead of time.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Crankshaft