Magna Flamingo Quotes

“You have to remember that my parents are children of the fifties, raised on lead paint and Jell-O mold salads.”
― Chris Kassel, Magna Flamingo

“every time I lose a lover, I mourn by quitting my job,”
― Chris Kassel, Magna Flamingo

“nearly every dude I know is named Mike or Billy or Steve or Joe-Bob or some variation thereof, and as a subset of mankind, they were too emotionally immature to be memorable.”
― Chris Kassel, Magna Flamingo

“he was writing elaborate decryption programs by eight, and when he was ten, he invented a shoe camera to film up the skirts of girls.”
― Chris Kassel, Magna Flamingo